"McMike" (mcmike)
03/11/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: cardomaining, lolcars
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"McMike" (mcmike)
03/11/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: cardomaining, lolcars | 2
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This week, we have Tuff_Bird's 2005 Dodge Magnum, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Welcome to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the activity of searching the abandoned, left-for-dead !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! profiles that time forgot for interesting cars, projects, personalities, and images. ….then posting them here.
Last week, we featured a man who in fear of a pegasus mural being too "faggy," draped his wife all over the car to drive it home. While a bit tacky, we thank you !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
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Why the death theme this week? Because !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
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Tuff_Bird's Dodge Magnum features a 5.7l Hemi with a green engine cover, white Eurolight bulbs to give it the nice clean look, and Green Oracle Halo Lighting Kit (that if you scroll through the gallery in reverse looks like he made them from scratch)
Ingredients:
Green Halo kit
2 Dodge Magnum Headlight assemblies (not included)
Directions:
Put headlight assemblies in a bowl, and slowly add halo kit until fully blended.
Bake at 350 degrees for 28-30 minutes. Let cool.
Install upgraded assemblies.
Creep through graveyard.
Buy Beer
Call Beckey
Sadly, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has moved on, and has forgotten about Tuff_Bird's Magnum.
I'm guessing it was the fedora that did it.
Either that, or the stick conversion he never finished.
JACU - I've got bonifides.
> McMike
03/11/2014 at 12:14 |
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Where was he going to install the tower fan, and why? AC not up to the task?
Aaron James
> McMike
03/11/2014 at 12:15 |
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When you dissect the bottom pick it becomes pretty creepy. The cardboard covering the carpet, the rope and water jug on the floor, the tape, the wooden club. The wood paneling on the wall. Just what is this guy really up to?????
Mattbob
> McMike
03/11/2014 at 12:34 |
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This picture could be the summary of this whole thing. Well this one, and the one with the trashy looking girl.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> Aaron James
03/11/2014 at 12:39 |
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What ISN'T this guy up to?
Blake Noble
> McMike
03/11/2014 at 13:43 |
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How have I missed these? These are fucking hilarious, sir. Keep them coming.
[Goes to delete his old CarDomain profile for his '98 Sonoma.]
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McMike
> Blake Noble
03/11/2014 at 13:53 |
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Better hurry, there are only four to chose from....
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Blake Noble
> McMike
03/11/2014 at 13:56 |
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Whew! None of them were mine. :-P
Tuff_r8
> McMike
03/20/2015 at 11:23 |
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lmao hey I still have the car and the girl! We are married now! That's hilarious I laughed hard at this. Made my day.
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McMike
> Tuff_r8
03/20/2015 at 11:44 |
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LOL, thanks.
Ever since the website changed it's format, none of the posts line up with the photos. I had to make up a story on my own for most of these, since the only thing that was still in order were the photos.
That's awesome. How many years ago were these photos taken? What does the Magnum look like now?
So many questions!
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Tuff_r8
> McMike
03/20/2015 at 12:09 |
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looks the same basically have some 20 SRT rims powder coated black planning on dropping it a few inches still have the halos,but I painted the bezels black, and the fedora is gone. These were taken about 6 years ago I think and I think it was the last time I updated the site too. The stick you happen to point out was actually found stuck in my house after a tornado came through our area, and all the beer in the back was when I was helping my sister set up for a stag and doe party. Magnum has 270000 km and still runs strong I have a Diablo trinity tuner in it with intake and removed the suitcase muffler. Biggest mod is the car seat in the back lol
Love the pic of the engine with Jon Reep I may have that put in my garage. Most my time has been working on my road runner instead if the magnum. I had a good laugh at this. Some of the comments were dumb, and not to impressed about the guy calling my wife trashy but what can you do. And other questions? Lol
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McMike
> Tuff_r8
03/20/2015 at 12:25 |
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I was thinking about doing a follow-up "where are they now" post.
CarDomain is so funny. It's almost like MySpace, as it captured everything people were into at the moment, yet most profiles have not been updated since Facebook came out. I think it would be neat to update this post with a current photo.
If there aren't any photos to share, then I was just going to give an update that you still have the car, you guys are happily married, station wagons are cool, and totally take back my comment about the fedora.
Apparently I was TOTALLY wrong about that. :)
Here's another "where are they now" update I've done.
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/cardomaining-w…
Congrats on baby Tuff!
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Tuff_r8
> McMike
03/20/2015 at 13:11 |
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lol thanks. That would be cool. Gimme a bit for weather to warm up and I will send you pics with my summer set up. That will gimme a chance to redeeme myself. Lol
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McMike
> Tuff_r8
03/20/2015 at 13:32 |
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Can't wait.
You can post photos directly to these replies if you like.